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I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept

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 the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. How much did you make me? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase « upside your head. » Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

[sarcastically] Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Say it in Russian! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

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Why not indeed! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Yeah, lots of people did. A true inspiration for the children. You lived before you met me?! Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!

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I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept

this is a caption

the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. How much did you make me? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase « upside your head. » Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

[sarcastically] Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Say it in Russian! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

this is a caption

Why not indeed! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Yeah, lots of people did. A true inspiration for the children. You lived before you met me?! Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!